About the Author
Randomness, Rambles, and Reflections is another one of the many blogs out there started by young adolescents hoping to kill time, stop being bored, find a hobby, become internet famous(like the inventor of the term l-o-l), or organize random writing snippets. The adolescent author of this blog dares the reader to pick the odd one out of the list as the purpose of this blog.
Okay, so maybe we have our different opinions about what the odd one out was. But, I imagine it was mostly a tossup between “becoming internet famous” and “organizing random writing snippets”. Well, mostly, the purpose of this blog is to organize random writing snippets or to inspire quick writes.
Other than that, yes, my name is Tiffany. On the internet, you’d probably call me Shadow Files or just Tiff, depending on where you met. (In fact, depending on where you met me you might call me by any number of false pseudonyms I’ve adopted to hide myself from recognition, but the parenthesis around this statement should clearly show that to betray this secret would be a risky undertaking.)
I would rather tell you my birthday than my age so I won’t have to commit myself to updating this page every birthday. Randomness forbid that there should ever be a day’s passing when an inaccurate age is displayed on this page! In a to-the-pointedly manner, I implore that you do not necessarily need to pay heed to my words as I inform you that I was born upon this 11th day of March of the year 1994. Feel free to assume the calendar I go by is the same you go by. At the time of writing this page, I am 15 years old. (The “At the time of writing this page” part makes my statement totally legit.)
Outside of background information, this author will inform the reader that, “At the time of writing this page,” this page was inspired by a guide on another blog on how to write “About Me” pages.
Needless to say, the un-professionally-seasoned author of this blog found the advice unsuitable to her situation and thus chose to create her own personalized guidelines for writing an “About Me” page. (Needless to say, these guidelines have yet to be created.)
P. S. If you would like to obtain my email contact information, please email me to ask. I do not like exposing my email to the wrath of spambots on the internet although I may possibly have an email by the address of shadowfiles*at*desertshadow.net.
October 12, 2009 at 8:08 pm | | No comments